Vows

Do you promise to take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love you and support you, to allow him to work to maintain your rapidly increasing lifestyle, to trust you with his entire future by choosing you as his life partner and the mother of his children, and to consider this sacred bond of marriage as a commitment to forever support each other through any obstacles, any challenges, no matter what arises in the many decades of partnership to come, unless right after the children are born and you decide to address the feeling of being disconnected by pursuing greener pastures?

You do? I now pronounce you man and wife.